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What would you buy if you have a million dollars?
Posted at 05:48pm on 06 June 2008
Flag as OffensiveSeriously? A million dollars is too little man. But well if I had it I would spend it on ME. Yes, before you think this answer pales in comparison to those lame 'giving to charity' others, listen to how I'm going to spend it.
- Go for a full medical, chiropractic, vision, hearing, you name it screening and get whatever's broken fixed. Can't do the world any good if you're a ticking time bomb.
- Invest in a super website and develop incredible personal PR so that tonnes of people visit my site ... then ...
- Offer publicity for non-profit organizations that need the reach to get what they want (since giving them the million dollars is just going to go to golden toilet seats).
- Put the rest in the bank for my kid!!!! This world is getting so hard to live in on an honest man's pay. Might as well make my own millions by slicing other people's throats but every man cares about his children.
There. Gimme the million dollars now? Dun wan? Nevermind, will go make it myself ...
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